"Don’t mistake my kindness for weakness. I’ll choke you with the same hand I fed you with."
I sent this to at least 12 people with 0 context
i cant tell if this is the cutest thing ever or scariest
Elvin: Sorry, Mrs. Huxtable, I didn’t know you did that kind of thing.
Clair: What kind of thing?
Clair: Serve? Serve whom?
Elvin: Serve him. [referring to Cliff]
Clair: Ohhh, serve him? As in serve my man?
She is perfect.
i guess i recorded an ice bucket challenge today after i got my wisdom teeth out ??
I have never watched a better video in my entire life.
dont kill yourself tonight ok
you have a really pretty smile and i know its not always easy to manage one but itd be a bummer if we never had the chance to see it ever again
youre really important and you matter a lot so stay safe and try and have a nice sleep
I would like a moment to thank the people who reblog post like this so that it eventually shows on my dash.
It is keeping me alive
(Source: sageruto, via sexualsighsugh)