Super_Chanteau

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My name's Chanteau. I like books and pizza. Be my fwend?

ribbu:

there’s a special place in hell reserved just for me

it’s called the throne

(via orgasm)

— 1 week ago with 768756 notes
foodvacuum:

i know what image im using in reply to everything now

foodvacuum:

i know what image im using in reply to everything now

(via soft--sound)

— 1 week ago with 2877 notes

sqvad:

http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=551596504

just skip to 4:20

holy fucking shit

skip to 4:20

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

(via noisaacstop)

— 1 week ago with 9690 notes

colossal-sweat:

walking out of a bathroom with no hand dryers like

image

(via peptobisbutt)

— 2 weeks ago with 149079 notes
ceremony0f-innocence:

vipeur:

kaltehand:

vilicity:

vilicity:

Posted this before but I’m gonna repost it goddammit

I forgot about this.

omg..

wow.

this

ceremony0f-innocence:

vipeur:

kaltehand:

vilicity:

vilicity:

Posted this before but I’m gonna repost it goddammit

I forgot about this.

omg..

wow.

this

(via shadow-grunge)

— 2 weeks ago with 352182 notes

Save a tree. Eat a beaver.

— 2 weeks ago
1. selfie
2. what would you name your future kids?
3. do you miss anyone?
4. what are you looking forward to?
5. is there anyone who can always make you smile?
6. is it hard for you to get over someone?
7. what was your life like last year?
8. have you ever cried because you were so annoyed?
9. who did you last see in person?
10. are you good at hiding your feelings?
11. are you listening to music right now?
12. what is something you want right now?
13. how do you feel right now?
14. when was the last time someone of the opposite sex hugged you?
15. personality description
16. have you ever wanted to tell someone something but you didn't?
17. opinion on insecurities.
18. do you miss how thing were a year ago?
19. have you ever been to New York?
20. what is your favourite song at the moment?
21. age and birthday?
22. description of crush.
23. fear(s)
24. height
25. role model
26. idol(s)
27. things i hate
28. i'll love you if...
29. favourite film(s)
30. favourite tv show(s)
31. 3 random facts
32. are your friends mainly girls or guys?
33. something you want to learn
34. most embarrassing moment
35. favourite subject
36. 3 dreams you want to fulfill?
37. favourite actor/actress
38. favourite comedian(s)
39. favourite sport(s)
40. favourite memory
41. relationship status
42. favourite book(s)
43. favourite song ever
44. age you get mistaken for
45. how you found out about your idol
46. what my last text message says
47. turn ons
48. turn offs
49. where i want to be right now
50. favourite picture of your idol
51. starsign
52. something i'm talented at
53. 5 things that make me happy
54. something thats worrying me at the moment
55. tumblr friends
56. favourite food(s)
57. favourite animal(s)
58. description of my best friend
59. why i joined tumblr
60. ask me anything you want
— 2 weeks ago with 560525 notes

conspicuouslad:

I read every one of these to my wife until she screamed at me to shut up.

(Source: iraffiruse, via ze-fabulous-giraffe)

— 2 weeks ago with 113482 notes

When you see a guy’s prominent back muscles

— 3 weeks ago
Anonymous asked: How do you describe life?


Answer:

as wanting to be tumblr

— 3 weeks ago

tramampoline:

angrytransblogger:

marcovicci:

darkcountrymagic:

does anyone have that pic of the guy giving another guy head in a vacant lot while the kid does a sick wheelie but also there are some dogs having a threeway and orbs

SIGNAL BOOST BECAUSE I DONT REALLY BELIEVE THIS IS A REAL IMAGE BUT I WANT TO GIVE ERZY THE BENEFIT OF THE DOUBT

image

this one?

what an incredible description but on the other hand i too will never forget this image

(via crystallized-teardrops)

— 3 weeks ago with 515253 notes

thegeekyqueen:

IM CRYING

I LITERALLY WATCHED THE VIDEO FOR THIS 2 HOURS AGO

(via urbanclictionary)

— 3 weeks ago with 166362 notes